Backstage Secrets


"Of course I remember!  That attendant was a complete bitch!  She had it in for me the moment I arrived at check-in. Oh, but then the best of it is, we arrive into Heathrow and every one of you rushes off, once your bags have come through, for which I don't blame you, after all, I would have done exactly the same, but I was left there, like a right idiot, without any bags. Not one!  And where were my car keys? Yep, in with my luggage. Oh, that was a fucking nightmare!"