BACKSTAGE SERETS

The cabin crew have completed their safety demonstration and are now walking through the plane checking passenger seat belts.

"Excuse me Madam, please could I ask that you tighten your seat belt?" asks one of the air stewardesss.

"Honey, not without liposuction I can't.  No!" comes an immdiate reply.  Each and every one of our crew bursts into laughter.  Tears are rolling down our faces, as many passengers turn around to see what all the commotion is about.

The stewardess blushes, but giggles too, not sure that she is being politically corret at laughing at a passenger's misfortune.  I am sitting next to Mel, Mel Arethusa, Show Caller extraordinaire!  Mel is one of the funniest girls on the conference circuit, with a sense of humour second to none, but always a true professional.  She is larger than life, in every sense!  Cuddly of mass proportions, kind and a very attractive girl and of course, crew just love working wth her and her never-ending wit.


Backstage Secrets by Michelle Shingler & Vincenza Astone